May 2013
postmaker:
1. call your landline from your mobile phone or vice versa 2. say the word “bomb”; this will trigger a recording mechanism that will now monitor the conversation 3. you can now read any screenplays that you’ve been working on to a government agent who will have to listen to them in full
jinn0uchi:
dendropsyche:
OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today
so we come across this thing
and we discover you can turn it inside out and
ITS HELLO KITTY I’M
HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE
why the fuck
cranberryninjas:
oh my god so i was watching the news this morning about the yahoo buying tumblr stuff (watch video here: x) and they showed pictures of people scrolling through tags and
is that
andrew hussie
zilleniose:
scoutacris:
what if danny phantom actually died in the accident and is actually a ghost with the power of turning alive
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SAY THAT
creampuffface:
mightyenarc:
tin-pan-ali:
mightyenarc:
tumblr famous fits the 6-6 format
you could have a fantroll named Tumblr Famous
his lusus is the fluffy chicken
WHEN THE HECKY DID YOU DO THIS I MISSED IT ENTIRELY
Your name is TUMBLR FAMOUS. Some people send you ANON HATE on your BLOG but those BITCH ASS PUNKS are just jealous that your LUSUS is the all mighty FLUFFY CHICKEN.
kanayastuck:
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
z3kro:
“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
gerardwei:
**REMINDER TO NOT TOUCH COSPLAYERS WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION AND DON’T ASK FOR PICTURES WHEN THEY’RE EATING**
Feed me sweets: stillticksaway: porygons:... →
stillticksaway:
porygons:
chinchillahime:
yknow people rightfully criticize Beast for giving Belle a library he already had and wasn’t using like it was a gift but:
he could’ve forbade her from going there just like the west wing
in a deleted scene we see Beast can’t read…
imawanchor:
dylanofryin:
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
1 tag
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Reblog if you've formed a meaningful relationship...
“When a beautiful actress is cast in a movie, executives rack their brains to...”
– Mindy Kaling on the women who only exist in romantic comedies | Flick Chicks (via rufustfirefly)
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
