Mysterious Hooded Man watches
From a distance
Take a second to look awesome
Time to go
walk in slow motion so you still look awesome
Guard just saw you,
and he’s gonna shoot you.
BUT DON’T MIND HIM
Just keep looking awesome
That shadow will take care of him—
GUARD SAYS STOP JUST KILL HIM WITH YOUR AWESOME.
THE OTHER GOT HIT BY AN ARROW SO YOU’RE GOOD
PART THE RED SEA, HOPEFULY THOSE GUYS HAVE GOOD ARMOR. NO THEY DONT, MAYBE THEY DO. THEY DONT.
Now act like you didn’t do it
(They’re not buyin it)
TARGET COMES OUT OF HIS SHELTER. HE’S DISTRACTED BY A FEATHER.
He’s like, “SHOOT ME,” he likes feathers
He looks up when he remembers.
Ooh, I LOVE birds!